I would like to sell out and pimp phones like Eric Clapton but I have no market value. How can I sell out?

I kind of need the money but no one is willing to pay me to sell out. I will willingly proclaim opinions I don’t support and espouse values I do not share. I can endorse products I’ve never tried and would never use. Can anyone make some helpful and non-snarky suggestions as to how to best sell out? Thanks!


Listen to the top ten songs everyday and you’ll be cool!